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Law Number Xvi: In The Year 2054, The Entire Defense Budget Will Purchase Just One Aircraft. This Aircraft Will Have To Be Shared By The Air Force And Navy 3-1/2 Days Each Per Week Except For Leap Year, When It Will Be Made Available To The Marines For The Extra Day.

Law Number Xxviii: It Is Better To Be The Reorganizer Than The Reorganizee.

If You Can Afford To Advertise, You Don't Need To.

By The Time Of The United States Tricentennial, There Will Be More Government Workers Than There Are Workers.

If The Earth Could Be Made To Rotate Twice As Fast, Managers Would Get Twice As Much Done. If The Earth Could Be Made To Rotate Twenty Times As Fast, Everyone Else Would Get Twice As Much Done Since All The Managers Would Fly Off.