Fools Rush In Where Incumbents Fear To

If The Earth Could Be Made To Rotate Twice As Fast, Managers Would Get Twice As Much Done. If The Earth Could Be Made To Rotate Twenty Times As Fast, Everyone Else Would Get Twice As Much Done Since All The Managers Would Fly Off.

If Stock Market Experts Were So Expert, They Would Be Buying Stock, Not Selling Advice.

If You Can Afford To Advertise, You Don't Need To.

Two-thirds Of The Earth's Surface Is Covered With Water. The Other Third Is Covered With Auditors From Headquarters.

Law Number Xliv: Aircraft Flight In The 21st Century Will Always Be In A Westerly Direction, Preferably Supersonic, Crossing Time Zones To Provide The Additional Hours Needed To Fix The Broken Electronics.