80% Of The Women Who Were Asked

No Angie, It's Instant. Like When Someone Trips In The Cafeteria And You're Laughing So Hard Milk Comes Out Of Your Nose, The Guy Next To You Is Laughing So Hard He Accidentally Farts. Boom! Friends For Life!

I Prefer My Mexican Food To Have A Little Bit Of An Animal That Suffered A Little Bit. That's Some Of The Best Food.

George: Why've You Had A Grudge Against Your Brother For 15 Years? Benny: We Lopezes Are A Proud People... George: You Have A Birthday Lunch At Denny's Every Month. We're Not That Proud!

If Laughter Is The Best Medicine, I Promise To Continue To Make You Laugh As My Wife And I Work Together With The National Kidney Foundation To Save Lives.

You Know, You Walk Through This Hotel, You're Not Going To See All White People; You're Not Going To See All Black People; You're Going To See What The World Looks Like. I Promised Myself That If I Ever Got An Opportunity Where I Would Be Able To Make A Difference And Have A Say, That I Would Want To Deliver [that] Message [of Inclusivity].