Laughter Destroys Any Divisions Between People.

I Learned A Lot Of Things About Literature Talking To People At The Publishing Company. Did You Know That About 90 Percent Of Celebrity Autobiographies Are Ghostwritten?

I Get Bored Easily. I've Been Bored Most Of My Life.

When You've Been Doing Comedy For Forty Years, You Really Do Know Most Of The Jokes. And Even If You Don't Know A Specific Joke, You Can Pretty Much Guess What It's Going To Be.

Sci-fi Has Never Really Been My Bag. But I Do Believe In A Lot Of Weird Things These Days, Such As Synchronicity. Quantum Physics Suggests It's Possible, So Why Not?

Bureaucrats Shouldn't Be In Charge Of Comedy.