Last Night, We Were All Watching Harry

I Think Part Of Maturity Is Knowing Who You Are.

When I Had My Comedy Central Roast, David [spade] Was My First Choice To Be Roastmaster, Because I Adore Him. He's Funny As Hell, And Nobody Is Meaner.

I Meet So Many People. I Want To Be Genuine And Open With Everyone, Because When I Was Young And Just Starting Out, I Remember I Was Around People Who Were Successful, And I Thought That Some Were Kind Of Cool Or Off-putting To Their Fans. It Always Really Bothered Me. So I Think I May Sometimes Go Too Far Out Of My Way.

I'll Be Sober Ten Years And Married Nine Soon.

If People Are Watching Me 365 Days A Year, 360 Days They Might Be Bored To Tears. And On The Other Five Days, Maybe I Would Qualify As Satan.