Inexpedient: Not Calculated To Advance One's Interests.

Actually, Adv. Perhaps; Possibly.

Bacchus, N.: A Convenient Deity Invented By The Ancients As An Excuse For Getting Drunk.

Clergyman, N. A Man Who Undertakes The Management Of Our Spiritual Affairs As A Method Of Better His Temporal Ones.

The Most Intolerant Advocate Is He Who Is Trying To Convince Himself.

Pitiful, Adj. The State Of An Enemy Or Opponent After An Imaginary Encounter With Oneself.