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Last Halloween I Ran Out Of Candy And I Had To Give The Kids Nicotine Gum.
-David Letterman
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Last Halloween I Ran Out Of Candy
David Letterman
Last Halloween I Ran Out Of Candy And I Had To Give The Kids Nicotine Gum.
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