Las Vegas Is The Only Place I

I've Always Had A Theory That Whenever Guys And Gals Start Swinging, They Begin To Lose Interest In Conquering The World. They Just Want A Comfortable Pad And Stereo And Wheels, And Their Thoughts Turn To The Good Things Of Life - Not To War. They Loosen Up, They Live And They're More Apt To Let Live.

Should Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women. Anyhow The Fact Of The Matter Is I've Failed Usually. I'm Exceptionally Enamored With Women; I Respect Them. Yet, In The Same Way As All Men, I Don't Comprehend Them.

You Buy A Ferrari When You Want To Be Somebody. You Buy A Lamborghini When You Are Somebody.

As You May Know, I Have Many Good Friends In The Press Who, Unfortunately, Have Thus Far Refused To Identify Themselves And Go Public.

Fly Me To The Moon, Let Me Play Among The Stars.