Larry King Is So Old, He's Actually

My Neighbor Complains Every Time My Girlfriend And I Have Sex. We're Not Even That Loud. But He Used To Date My Girlfriend.

I Spent All Night Feeding The Homeless To Dogs.

I'm Very Arrogant And Mean. I'm Almost Like A Bad Guy Professional Wrestler.

Racist Dermatologists Think All Black People Have Really Bad Skin.

In Comedy, I Hate That Cop-out Where You Say, "just Kidding." I Know You're Just Kidding. Don't Insult My Intelligence By Spelling It Out For Me That Much.