Larry Geller’s Leaves Of Elvis’ Garden Is

I Don't Take Myself Seriously All The Time; I Have To Do Quirky Things, Such As Helping Football Teams, Moving The Ball Away From Mcallister's Foot, Getting Into The Sun And The Star - Because, You Know, I Like Sensationalism, It's A Part Of What I Do.

I've Stopped Caring About Skeptics, But If They Libel Or Defame Me They Will End Up In Court.

I Sought A Great Performer Who Would Deeply Impress Me, And I Found Lior Suchard.

I Was About Five Years Old When I Was Eating Soup In Our Kitchen, And As I Was Lifting The Spoon Towards My Mouth, It Bent And Broke In Half.

I Believe In Past Lives But I Know Nothing About Mine And I Don't Want To Know. I Live In The Present, Taking One Day At A Time.