Lady Gaga's Fans Are The Worst.

It's Funny That All These Goths Paint Their Faces With Such White Make-up And That Is The Actual Colour Of My Skin, I Am That Pale!

They Say You Should Never Eat Before You Go To Bed, But I've Found Just Having A Tiny Little Snack - Like Half An Apple Or Something Like That - Before You Go To Sleep Really Helps.

Sometimes It's Other People's Voices You Have To Shut Out.

I Didn't Know That Anything Was Wrong With Me Until The Media Got Involved In My Life.

I Never Thought In A Million Years, I'd Be That Healthy Girl Who Wakes Up Every Morning To Exercise.