Ladies And Gentleman, The Bronx Is Burning.

Unlike Any Other Sport, The Objective In Boxing Is Chillingly Simple: One Man Purposefully Endeavors To Inflict Bodily Harm On Another Man.

The Ultimate Victory In Competition Is Derived From The Inner Satisfaction Of Knowing That You Have Done Your Best And That You Have Gotten The Most Out Of What You Had To Give.

Ladies And Gentleman, The Bronx Is Burning.

Sports Is The Toy Department Of Human Life.

O. J. Has An Uncanny Instinct For Sensing When To Make The Move, When To Makethe Cut. He Can Kill You With A Headfake, He Can Kill You With The Swiftness Of His Legsand The Ability To Be In A Direction At Any Single Second. He Also Kills You With Hisvariation Of Speed... (on Some Of The Ways O. J. Simpson Can Kill)