Labor Is One Of The Processes By

Pessimism- Philosophy Forced Upon The Convictions Of The Observer By The Disheartening Prevalence Of The Optimist With His Scarecrow Hope And His Unsightly Smile.

Selfish, Adj. Devoid Of Consideration For The Selfishness Of Others.

Goose, N. A Bird That Supplies Quills For Writing. These [quills] When Inked And Drawn Mechanically Across Paper By A Person Called An "author," There Results A Very Fair And Accurate Transcript Of The Fowl's Thought And Feeling.

Gout, A Physician's Name For The Rheumatism Of A Rich Patient

Admiral. That Part Of A Warship Which Does The Talking While The Figurehead Does The Thinking.