Know How To Win By Following The

I Was Playing Golf In Palm Springs And After A Round I Asked The Waitress In A Restaurant To Bring Me A Glass Of Iced Tea And Lemonade. A Lady Sitting Nearby Heard Me And Asked The Waitress To Bring Her A "palmer," Too. The Name Caught On And The Beverage Quickly Spread Around The Country.

I Enjoyed The Fans Thoroughly, And They Were Always Helpful. They Were The Reason That I Tried So Hard Over The Years.

[golf]is Deceptively Simple, Endlessly Complicated. A Child Can Play It Well, And A Grown Man Can Never Master It. Any Single Round Of It Is Full Of Unexpected Triumphs And Perfect Shots That End In Disaster. It Is Almost A Science, Yet It Is A Puzzle Without An Answer. It Is Gratifying And Tantalizing, Precise And Unpredictable. It Requires Complete Concentration And Total Relaxation. It Satisfies The Soul And Frustrates The Intellect. It Is At The Same Time, Rewarding And Maddening. And It Is Without Doubt The Greatest Game Mankind Has Ever Invented.

I Never Rooted Against An Opponent, But I Never Rooted For Him Either.

The Only Really Unplayable Lie I Can Think Of Is When You're Supposed To Be Playing Golf And Come Home With Lipstick On Your Collar.