Kittens Can Happen To Anyone.

No One Has Ever Been Able To Discover How They [cats] Make This Subtle Sound, And What Is More, No One Ever Will. It Is A Secret That Has Endured From The Very Beginning Of The Time Of Cats And Will Never Be Revealed.

If You Like Cats And Have Some, You Get Kittens; And If You Like Kittens And Enjoy Having Them About, They Grow Up And You Get More Cats.

If There Is Any Larceny In A Man, Golf Will Bring It Out.

No Game In The World Is As Tidy And Dramatically Neat As Baseball, With Cause And Effect, Crime And Punishment, Motive And Result, So Cleanly Defined.

Hockey Is A Fast, Body-contact Game Played By Men With Clubs In Their Hands And Knives Laced To Their Feet.