Kids; 10 Seconds Of Joy, 30 Years

The Misconception About Hollywood Is That It's A Crazy Drug And Alcohol Fueled Place. It Can Be But There's Also A Huge Sober Community.

The Nature Of Show Business Is People Within The Business Feel That If Someone Else Fails, They Move Up A Notch.

Women; Can't Live With Em, Can't Kill Em

My Wife's Nagging Is Like Living Near The Airport. After A While You Don't Notice It Any More.

Dating Is So Insecure. My Last Relationship, I Was Always There For Her And She Dumped Me. I Told Her About It. I Said, "remember When Your Grandma Died? I Was There. Remember When You Flunked Out Of School? I Was There. Remember When You Lost Your Job? I Was There!" She Said, "i Know