Hey, Warren, The Raiders Signed You To

My Wife's Nagging Is Like Living Near The Airport. After A While You Don't Notice It Any More.

The Difference Between One Man And Another Is Not Mere Ability... It Is Energy.

The Misconception About Hollywood Is That It's A Crazy Drug And Alcohol Fueled Place. It Can Be But There's Also A Huge Sober Community.

If You're Spending A Lot Of Time In The Writers' Room And Then You're Also Acting, You Have Your Foot In Both Of Those Doors. I'd Always Say To The Writers, "you Can Say Whatever You Want About Your Boss In Front Of Me. I'm Not Going To Think About It As My Girlfriend." You've Got To Be Able To Trash Your Boss, In Any Job.

Dating Is So Insecure. My Last Relationship, I Was Always There For Her And She Dumped Me. I Told Her About It. I Said, "remember When Your Grandma Died? I Was There. Remember When You Flunked Out Of School? I Was There. Remember When You Lost Your Job? I Was There!" She Said, "i Know