Kids Are Like Buckets Of Disease That

My Kids Used To Love Math. Now It Makes Them Cry. Thanks Standardized Testing And Common Core!

...then I Got Divorced And Everything Changed, And I Became A Father In A Whole New Way And Found A Whole New Set Of Difficulties.

Expensive Quality Work Doesn't Cost More - It Pays.

I Was In A Hotel Room In Dallas, And I Was Jerking Off So Much And So Sadly And Pathetically, That The Phone Rang, And I Thought It's Them, They're Complaining. ... "sir, Could You Please Stop?"

When I Take My Kids Out For Dinner Or Lunch, People Smile At Us.