Perception Is Created And Twisted So Quickly.

The Only Time You Should Look In Your Neighbor's Bowl Is To Make Sure That They Have Enough. You Don't Look In Your Neighbor's Bowl To See If You Have As Much As Them.

It's Kind Of Awkward To Eat Alone In A Restaurant Because Everybody's Looking At Me.

The Jackass Movies Are Honestly Some Of The Best Movies I've Ever Seen. I Laugh So Hard At Them. Those Guys Are Geniuses. If They Had Grown Up With A Different Group Of People, They Could've Been Performance Artists At Bard College, And People Would Be Writing Papers About Them.

I've Met A Lot Of People Who've Lost Their Jobs And They Still Have A Sense Of Humor.

It's More Fun To Experience Things When You Don't Know What's Going To Happen.