Just Remember That You Don't Have To

Why Do I Want My Wife To Show Off Her Panties When The Wind Blows? Horses Show Their Behinds, And Cows And Mules, Not Humans.

I've Been On Planes Flying Through Thunder Storms When The Pilot Says, 'ladies And Gentlemen, We Tried To Fly Around It But We Can't So It's Going To Be Rough'.and When A Pilot Says It's Going To Be Bad, It's Going To Be Rough. And You Say To Youself, Boy, I Could Have Got The Train.

Success Is Not Achieved By Winning All The Time. Real Success Comes When We Rise After We Fall. Some Mountains Are Higher Than Others. Some Roads Steeper Than The Next. There Are Hardships And Setbacks But You Cannot Let Them Stop You. Even On The Steepest Road You Must Not Turn Back.

We Can't Be Brave Without Fear.

I Figured That If I Said It Enough, I Would Convince The World That I Really Was The Greatest.