Just Once I'd Like Someone To Call

Union Rule 26: Every Employee Must Win 'worker Of The Week' At Least Once, Regardless Of Gross Incompetence, Obesity Or Rank Odor.

Now Son, You Don’t Want To Drink Beer. That’s For Daddies, And Kids With Fake Ids.

And Now I'm Using Sarcasm, To Confess The Whole Thing So Later I Could Say I Already Told You.

The Single Best Augury Is To Fight For One's Country.

My Wife's Not Some Doobie To Be Passed Around! I Took A Vow On Our Wedding Day To Bogart Her For Life.