Just Because You're Wearing A Goofy Hat

I Realized That I Really Enjoy Writing Comedy, And How Important Comedy Is When You Feel Like Total Crap.

Every Time I Get Sexually Harassed, I'm Supposed To Turn Around And Yell At The Person, But There Are Safety Issues. Sometimes The Best Thing You Can Do It Just Walk Right Past That Person And Have A Great Day. But Sometimes You Feel Like You Really Need To Say Something.

I Don't Consider Myself A Divining Rod Whom God Is Speaking Through Or Any Kind Of Crap Like That.

I Wanted To Say To Myself As Much As Anyone Else That We Made Art.

There Are More People Who Are Not Straight, White Males Going To Shows.