John Kerry Is A Sphincter. Okay, That's

Bill Maher Is Anything But An Impartial Host. He Sucks Up To Hollywood Liberals Because A) He Needs To Get Them Back On The Show, B) He Usually Agrees With Them, And C) They Tend To Be Wildly Ignorant.

Forests Are Breaking Out All Over America. New England Has More Forests Since The Civil War. In 1880, New York State Was Only 25 Percent Forested. Today It Is More Than 66 Percent. In 1850, Vermont Was Only 35 Percent Forested. Now It's 76 Percent Forested And Rising. In The South, More Land Is Covered By Forest Than At Any Time In The Last Century. In 1936 A Study Found That 80 Percent Of Piedmont Georgia Was Without Trees. Today Nearly 70 Percent Of The State Is Forested. In The Last Decade Alone, America Has Added More Than 10 Million Acres Of Forestland.

America's Political System Used To Be About The Pursuit Of Happiness. Now More And More Of Us Want To Stop Chasing It And Have It Delivered.

But This Is The Kind Of Ass-clownery That Stems From The Fact That All Philosophy Looks Weird When You Don't Have One.

Let's Treat Politicians Like Twinkies. They Have To Disclose Their Ingredients - I.e., Where Their Money Is From - But Beyond That, Let The Buyer Beware.