Jesse, This Is Craig. Craig, Jesse. You

You Know Your Lamborghini Is On Fire, Right?

When I Was A Kid, I Had A Couple Of Really Good Friends, Like Some Really Good Best Friends, But I Was Really Shy Other Than That.

Unrequited Love Is All Right In Books And Things, But In Real Life, It Completely Sucks

When You Feel Like An Outsider - For Whatever Reason - You Spend A Lot Of Time Alone.

They've Arrested Sebastian! For M-murder! You've G-got To Stop Them! He D-didn't Do It! He Can't Have Done It! He Doesn't Believe In Murder! He's A V-vegetarian!