When You Feel Like An Outsider -

Hasn’t Anyone Ever Told You,” Jesse Asked, In A Semi-amused Voice, “ That A Gentleman Never Lays A Hand On A Lady?” Which I Thought Was Kind Of Funny, Considering Where Jesse Had Had His Hand The Last Time I’d Seen Him. But I Thought It Better To Let That Slide.

Hope Springs Eternal, Even In The Heart Of A Fat Girl.

You Want A Happy Romantic Relationship? Don’t Ruin It By Getting Married.

But I Let It Slide, Because, Hello, Hot Guy.

But I Had Loved Him. A Part Of Me Still Did. Maybe More Than A Part Of Me, Because I'm A Complete Moron.