Jerkery Knows No Financial Pedigree.

Here's A Brave Old Reality, Taxes Don't Go Away; Raising Them Never Generates Revenue, Never Ever Ever.

I've Known Attractive Airheads, And I've Known Ugly Idiots.

The Good Thing About Having This Illness Is That It Allows Me To Be A Little Bit Crazy.

We're Teaching Our Kids That Attributes As Vague And Relatively Meaningless As A Toothy Smile Or A Fine Head Of Hair Make A Fine Statement About A Person.

My Dad Was A Big Believer In Treating People Well, Oftentimes Even When He Himself Wasn't Well.