Jerkery Knows No Financial Pedigree.

Sexy Ain't Guys Like Churchill And Lincoln.

I'm The Reason Why I'm Overweight. No One Made Me Do It. I Did It.

I've Known Attractive Airheads, And I've Known Ugly Idiots.

We're Teaching Our Kids That Attributes As Vague And Relatively Meaningless As A Toothy Smile Or A Fine Head Of Hair Make A Fine Statement About A Person.

The Rich Pay More In Total Taxes Now Than Ever Before - Ever. It's True. Just Like It's True That When The Rich Are Convinced They're Going To Be Taxed More, They Spend Less. And When The Top Few Percenters Don't Spend, There Goes All Your Spending, Because They Account For Half Of All Retail Spending.