I Want Teachers To Teach, And I

With Iran's Long History Of Lies And Non-cooperation, Why Are We Talking To Them? Why Are We Giving Them Legitimacy?

We Forget The Little Things, So It's No Wonder Some Of Us Screw Up The Big Things.

Sexy Ain't Guys Like Churchill And Lincoln.

The Rich Pay More In Total Taxes Now Than Ever Before - Ever. It's True. Just Like It's True That When The Rich Are Convinced They're Going To Be Taxed More, They Spend Less. And When The Top Few Percenters Don't Spend, There Goes All Your Spending, Because They Account For Half Of All Retail Spending.

The Other Day At A Drive-through, I Reminded The Teenage Girl Serving Me That She Forgot My Drinks. She Looked At Me, Hissed, Rolled Her Eyes, And Then Took Her Sweet Time Getting Me The Sodas.