Jay-z Is A Dude That Can Give

Funk Never Dies. It Is Eternal. It Just Smells A Little Different From Time To Time.

And Even Though People Like To Furrow Their Brow Like They Suspect You're Not Being Honest About Yourself, The Truth Is That They Worry That You're Not Serving Their Idea Of You.

I Don't Think Crack Happened By Accident. I'm Part Conspiracy Theorist, Because You Can't Develop Something That Dangerous And Have It Not Be Planned.

I Was Born At A Very Crucial Time. I Consider 1968 To Be The Mason Dixon Line Between Pre- And Post-civil Rights Generation Ideas, Whereas A Lot Of People Born Before '68 They Kind Of Went Into That Moses Mentality. Like, I'm Not Going To Make It, You Know, I Don't Have Any Hope.

Jay-z Is A Dude That Can Give You A Hundred 'simpsons' Quotes, Like, 'what You Know About The Monorail?'