Japan Is Really Advanced. They Don't Go

You Never Know What People Will Choose To Be Offended By.

Well, I Play Jews And Parrots. Parrots Are How I've Branched Out.

Comedy Historians Take Note: This Gottfried Character Doesn't Have The Best Eye For Detail - And, For A Jew, He Doesn't Have The Best Eye For Retail, Either.

I Can't Even Find Someone For A Platonic Relationship, Much Less The Kind Where Someone Wants To See Me Naked.

Off-camera, I Sound Like Perry Como.