Janeane Garofalo Ended Up, In A Sense,

Socialism Appeals To Me. It's Like Imposed Christianity. You've Got To Share.

Donald Trump Came Out As A Birther, Which Is Republican For, 'i'm Running For President.'

Self-love Is A Big Part Of Golf.

Nyquil Comes In Two Colors, Red And Green, And It's The Only Thing On The Planet That Tastes Like Red And Green.

If I Get A Week Off, I'll Go To A Hotel That Has A Golf Course. I Like To Come Downstairs And Go Right Onto The Course. I'll Do That Five Days In A Row.