I've Stayed Good Friends With Most Of

I Have No Sense Of Time, And I'm A Dreamer.

I Know Who I Am. No One Else Knows Who I Am. If I Was A Giraffe, And Someone Said I Was A Snake, I'd Think, No, Actually I'm A Giraffe.

I Just Had A Device Made That Fits In Your Mouth And Juts Your Jaw Out Like You Have An Underbite. It Locks In That Position To Keep Your Throat Passage Open When You Sleep. This Is The Sacrifice I Make For My Wife. It Was Either This Device Or Me Sleeping In The Other Room.

It's Nice To Have Money, But The First Thing I Did With Money Was Buy My Father A Snow-blower, Because My Job Was To Shovel Snow, And I Wasn't There To Do It Any More, So I Was Able To Buy Him A Blower.

Billions Of People Don't Practice A Religion At All.