I've Spent The Past Two Years Looking

I Enjoyed Writing For Someone Elses Voice, But I Wasnt Very Good At It.

I'm Inspired By Making People Laugh At Subjects That Should Make Them Cry.

My Neighbor Complains Every Time My Girlfriend And I Have Sex. We're Not Even That Loud. But He Used To Date My Girlfriend.

I Know Her In The Biblical Senseand When I Say That, I Mean I Don't Believe A Word She Says.

Charlie Sheen Called His Boss On 'two And A Half Men' A 'jew Ki**' And Expected To Go Back To Work. That’s Crazy. If You Could Do That And Keep Your Job, Then Everybody Would Do It.