Television Is For Appearing On, Not Looking

How About Slipping Out Of Those Wet Things And Into A Dry Martini?

I Love Criticism Just So Long As It's Unqualified Praise.

Just Say The Lines And Don't Trip Over The Furniture.

I Want A Horse And Plough, Chickens Too, Just One Cow, With A Wistful Moo.

Though The Fact That They Have To Be Rebuilt And Frequently Mortgaged To The Hilt Is Inclined To Take The Gilt Off The Gingerbread, And Certainly Damps The Fun Of The Eldest Son.