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In Tv Today, You Can Say I Pricked My Finger, But You Can't Say It The Other Way Around.
-George Carlin
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In Tv Today, You Can Say I
George Carlin
In Tv Today, You Can Say I Pricked My Finger, But You Can't Say It The Other Way Around.
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