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I Used To Be Irish Catholic. Now I'm An American - You Know, You Grow.

Why Don't They Have Waiters In Waiting Rooms?

Not Only Do I Not Know What's Going On, I Wouldn't Know What To Do About It If I Did.

One Great Thing About Getting Old Is That You Can Get Out Of All Sorts Of Social Obligations Just By Saying You're Too Tired.

Religion Is Sort Of Like A Lift In Your Shoes. If It Makes You Feel Better, Fine. Just Don't Ask Me To Wear Your Shoes.