If You Want To Be A Writer,

I'm A Big Consumer Of News And I Have My Six Newspaper Sites Booked. And What I Like Bout Twitter Is It's Almost, It Allows Me To Make A Comment About Something That's Just On My Mind.

I Take Anything Other Than 'you Big Pig!' As A Compliment.

The Biggest Waste Of Brainpower Is To Want To Change Something That's Not Changeable.

When I Die, If The Word 'thong' Appears In The First Or Second Sentence Of My Obituary, I've Screwed Up.

If Anything Happens To Me, Tell Every Woman I've Ever Gone With I Was Talking About Her At The End. That Way, They'll Have To Reevaluate Me.