If You Want To Be A Writer,

You Know, When Cameras Are Rolling, Improvisation Doesn't Feel Natural. The Pressure Is Too Great. You're On A Time Schedule. You've Got 60 Crewmen.

I'm Not Interesting Enough On My Own That You'd Want To See A Film About Me.

Being A Screenwriter In Hollywood Is Like Being A Eunuch At An Orgy. Worse, Actually, At Least The Eunuch Is Allowed To Watch.

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One Of The Things I Like About A Character: I Always Think It's Fascinating When A Character Can Turn On A Dime And Go From One Emotion To Another. I Like Watching That.