If You Want To Be A Writer,

Twitter, To Me, Works If You're Funny. Twitter Doesn't Work As A Promotional Tool Unless You Do It Very, Very, Very Occasionally.

I've Seen The Future! It's A Bald-headed Man From New York!

I Don't Experience Basic Human Emotions. It's Not My Thing.

The Whole World Is Tense. Everybody Gets The International News. Theres Been No American Comedy At All That Even Remotely Addresses The Subject In Any Way. My Goal Isnt To Solve The Worlds Problems. My Character Wasnt Even Able To Do His Assignment. But The Premise Of Wanting To Find Out About Somebody -- Other Than The Stuff That The Cia Will Tell You -- Theres No Hope Unless We Do That.

When I Audition, I Understand What It Takes And The Insecurities That Come With It. If I Do Anything, I Put Actors At Ease. I Used To Tell Directors Who Weren't Actors, The Best Thing They Could Do Was Take An Acting Class For A Couple Of Months. Just To Understand.