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The Radical Right Is So Homophobic That They're Blaming Global Warming On The Aids Quilt.

Parenting Is The Easiest Job To Get - You Just Have To Screw Up Once And It's Yours.

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What Is Guilt? Guilt Is The Pledge Drive Constantly Hammering In Our Heads That Keeps Us From Fully Enjoying The Show. Guilt Is The Reason They Put The Articles In Playboy.

I'm Like Bush, I See The World More Like Checkers Than Chess.