Ive Read An Awful Lot Of Books,

We Can Only Use British Actors Because Everybody's Got To Talk Exactly The Same.

If I Work With A Bad Actor, My Reaction Is To Immediately Become Worse Than They Are.

I'm A Frustrated Stand-up Comic. If You Hand Me A Microphone And I Get One Laugh, Then I'll Go On For 20 Minutes.

I'd Like It To Be Remembered As You Had Some Fun. We're Only Here [living] For Some Fun. I Think If You Learn Something, All Well And Good, But We're Only Here To Give You Some Fun. Along The Way, You May Find Out Something.

You Don't Make Any Money When You're My Age. The Stars Get It All. That's A Lie, Actually.