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The Legendary Yet Factual Curtis Wilkie Has Been The Right Man In The Right Place At An Uncanny Number Of Extraordinary Times.

People May Think Of Southern Humor In Terms Of Missing Teeth And Outhouse Accidents, But The Best Of It Is A Rich Vein Running Through The Best Of Southern Literature.

Going To Vanderbilt Did A Lot Of Things For Me, And One Of The Things It Cured Me Of Was The Need To Follow College Football.

Cats Have Intercepted My Footsteps At The Ankle For So Long That My Gait, Both At Home And On Tour, Has Been Compared To That Of A Man Wading Through Low Surf.

I Do Some Eccentric Dancing.