I've Never Known Anybody To Achieve Anything

Ya Know, Hitler Was A Great Leader, Too.

Actually, All I Ever Wanted To Be Was The Best In My Field.

It Always Amazes Me That Spectators Want To Coach, Coaches Want To Officiate, And Officials Just Want To Watch The Game

I Can't Explain Why A Bride Buys Her Wedding Dress, Whereas A Groom Rents His Tux.

I Give Opinions, Not Advice.