I've Never Been No Superficial Cat.

Hugs Aren't Like Pieces Of Pie. Plenty Of Hugs To Go Around.

You Know You Poor When You Eatin' Breakfast Food Late. You Fryin' Toast? At Nine O'clock At Night? With Bacon? You're Broke.

I Want To Have Fun. Life Ain't No Dress Rehearsal. I Want To Have Fun. I'm A Comedian; I Ain't No Politician. So Everything I Do Is With Humor, With Love.

Whatever You Hear At The Barber Shop, Stays At The Barber Shop.

I Don't Ever Watch Myself. By Watching, You Try To Perfect Yourself, Become A Robot.