I've Met A Lot Of Rock Stars

I Say With Pride That I've Done Over A Hundred Voices Or Something, And Some Of Them May Have Only Had Two Or Three Lines, But I Literally Never Ran Out. I Think I'm A Bit Of A Savant That Way. I Kind Of Remember Every Voice I Hear, Famous Or Otherwise, And Can Imitate It Pretty Fast. I've Enjoyed Mimicking People Famous And Not Famous All Through My Life, And They Kind Of Remain In The Memory Banks, So I'm Ready To Trot Them Out.

A Self-help Book Can't Really Address A Problem Unless It's Individualized. It's Not Going To Talk About A Globalized Problem.

Guys Will Definitely Settle For Women Who Get The Joke. But A Woman Who Can Make You Laugh? It's Not High On A Guy's Must List. Perhaps It Should Be.

I Don't Really Remember Much About The '60s At All. You Know, 1970 Is The First Year I Remember Pretty Well.

I've Met A Lot Of Rock Stars When They Come To The Simpsons, And Almost Every One Of Them I Get Really Freaked Out.