I've Married A Friggin Horse. And He

Who Knew Hitting My Head And Passing Out Would Be So Much Fun?

Darkness Got You Like Shelob Gor Frodo, Only Worse.

You Can Borrow My Two-carat Diamond Stud Earrings," Aphrodite Said. I Stopped And Looked Back At Her. "huh?" She Shrugged. "that's As Close To A Declaration Of Love As You're Gonna Get From Me.

Evil Will Win If Good People Do Nothing.

She Frowned At Him. "that Sounds Vaguely Like A Threat." "it's Not Vague And It's Not A Threat. It's Clearly Blackmail.