I've Married A Friggin Horse. And He

If I Died, Would It Get Me Out Of My Geometry Test Tomorrow? One Could Only Hope.

Then Your Heart Is A Black, Shriveled Thing, Because You Absoluteky Betray Me.

Well I Ain't Dr. Phil, But I'm Smart," She Said. "and Your Shoes Are Cuter Than His," I Said, Trying To Sound At Least Semi-normal. "yeah They Remind Me Of Dorothy's Ruby Slippers, Only Mine Are Wedges 'cause I'm More Fashion Conscious Than She Was.

If Cats Understood Technology And Had Opposable Thumbs, They'd Rule The World.

Kim's Gripe With Humans Was Nothing New. She, Like The Rest Of The Guardians, Put Her Life On The Line Every Time She Faced Demons And Was Entitles To Her Own Opinion. Sometimes I Wish She Would Tall In Love With A Human. That Would Shut Her Up.