I've Lived My Life In A Way

Yeah, Baby! I Didn't Get To Keep The Pink Baby Doll Outfit, But I Wish I Did Because People Are Always Telling Me I Should Wear It.

I Call My Children "my Hundred Thousand Dollar Babies Before They Were Even Born"!

Back In '96, I Was On "the Price Is Right" Pointing At Refrigerators, And "extra," The Tv Show, Came Down. They Were The First Entertainment Entity That Put People Up On The Internet, So They Put My Picture Up, And America Online Called The Next Day And Said I Got A Zillion Or Whatever Downloads. I Didn't Know What A Download Was!

Here In America We So Are For Family Values, Yet Insurance Companies Do Not Cover All Fertility Procedures.

When I'm Asked What My Girls Will Think When They Grow Up, I'll Tell Them That They Have To Keep Their Clothes On Till They're 40. But When They're 40, They Can Make Their Own Decisions.