I've Had So Many Hot, Cheesy, Corny

We're In The Dark Ages If J-lo Can Have A Music Career Because Of Her Ass. And Let's Face It, That's It.

I Remember I Prayed To God. I Was Like, "just Let Me Be On Tv." Let My Friends See Me On Tv In A Good Thing. I Like, If I'm Funny A Little Bit On A Commercial And Then I Don't Need To Act Ever Again. "just Let Them See Me." And Then It Worked. I Got The Commercial. I Was On Tv. My Friends All Saw Me. I Was A Kind Of A Star At School For Like Three Days. And Then It Faded Away And I Was Hungry And I Had To Like Make Another Deal With God. I Remember It Still.

Push-ups, Sit-ups, And A Strict Diet Of Raisins. That's My Plan [for 2011].

When You Get To A Certain Level Of Recognizability, Celebrity, You Can't Go Out Of The House Without Someone Going, "can I Just Have One Photo?" I Don't Mind, By The Way, If Anyone Wants One We Can Take Some Photos. But Sometimes You Just Wanna Stay In The House Or In The Hotel Room With The Shades Closed.

There's Something About A Divorce In That Even If Your Parents Still Love You, The Fact That They Can't Live With Each Other Makes You Feel There's Something Wrong With You.