I've Had Great Success Being A Total

I've Had The Greatest Respect For My Work In This Country By Americans. Critics Have No Brains.

Postwar America Was A Very Buttoned-up Nation. Radio Shows Were Run By Censors, Presidents Wore Hats, Ladies Wore Girdles. We Came Straight Out Of The Blue - Nobody Was Expecting Anything Like Martin And Lewis. A Sexy Guy And A Monkey Is How Some People Saw Us.

I Have Some Very Personal Feelings About Politics, But I Don't Get Into It Because I Do Comedy Already.

Comedy Is A Man In Trouble. And Without It, There's No Humor.

The Young Man Who's Had The Guggenheim Fortune Behind Him All His Life - He Can Hire All The Authorities On The Subject To Teach Him How To Do A Monologue, But He's Never Going To Have The Right Stuff To Pull It Off. If He Doesn't Walk Out Onstage Needing To Walk Out There, He Doesn't Have A Dream Of Doing Well.