I've Had Great Success Being A Total

I Really Am Opinionated, But Not For Long. I Have Found Myself Coming Off Of What I Think Of Something Because The Guy I'm Talking To Makes Better Sense Than I Am. I Have So Many Points Of View, I Can't Keep Track Of 'em, Because I Talk To Too Many People... I'm Not So Opinionated That I Won't Budge.

If You're An Old Pro, You Know How Well You're Doing When You're Doing It, And Your Inner Government Spanks You If You're Not Doing Well.

I Tell Young Comics, 'do You Want This Badly Enough? It's There. But You Have To Go Get It. And If You Think I'm Going To Give You The Key To The Lock Of That Door, There Is No Key, There Is No Lock, And There Is No Door.'

I Never Got A Formal Education. So My Intellect Is My Common Sense. I Don't Have Anything Else Going For Me. And My Common Sense Opens The Door To Instinct.

You May Catch More Flies With Honey Than Vinegar, But You'll Get Them To Work Harder If You Use A Flyswatter.