I've Had An Unhappy Life, Thank God.

Schoolteachers Seemed Determined To Persuade Me That 'classic' Is A Synonym For 'narcotic'.

It Takes Great Self-confidence To Write A Newspaper Column. Some Might Say It Takes Arrogance. Be That As It May, My Willingness To Pronounce On A Great Many Matters Of Which I Have Little Or No Knowledge Is One Of My Prime Qualifications For This Trade.

The Goal Of All Inanimate Objects Is To Resist Man And Ultimately Defeat Him.

Kingsley Amis Was One Of A Trio Of Brilliant Comic Novelists Who Made English Literature Sparkle In The Twentieth Century.

The People Who Say: 'you Are What You Eat' Have Always Seemed Addled To Me. In My Opinion, You Are What You Think, And If You Don't Think, You Can Eat All The Meat In Kansas City And Still Be Nothing But A Vegetable.