I've Had An Unhappy Life, Thank God.

A Skillful Playwright Might Have A Good Time With The Story Of The Assassination Of President William Mckinley, And Especially With The Three Most Flamboyant Political Figures Involved: Mark Hanna, Theodore Roosevelt, And Emma Goldman.

In America Nothing Dies Easier Than Tradition.

The Best Thing About Being President Is That It Gets You Out Of American Life. I Don't Know What The Theory Is Behind This, But It Is A Fact. The First Thing We Do With A President Is Shunt Him Off To A Siding Where Nothing American Can Ever Happen To Him.

Long Words, Fat Talk They May Tell Us Something About Ourselves. Has The Passion For Fat In The Language Increased As Self-confidence Has Waned?

It Is Fitting That Yesteryear's Swashbuckling Newspaper Reporter Has Turned Into Today's Solemn Young Sobersides Nursing A Glass Of Watered White Wine After A Day Of Toiling Over Computer Databases In A Smoke-free, Noise-free Newsroom.