I've Had An Unhappy Life, Thank God.

A Solved Problem Creates Two New Problems, And The Best Prescription For Happy Living Is Not To Solve Any More Problems.

An Educated Person Is One Who Has Learned That Information Almost Always Turns Out To Be At Best Incomplete And Very Often False, Misleading, Fictitious, Mendacious - Just Dead Wrong.

Situation Comedy On Television Has Thrived For Years On 'canned' Laughter, Grafted By Gaglines By Technicians Using Records Of Guffawing Audiences That Have Been Dead For Years.

Is Fuel Efficiency Really What We Need Most Desperately? I Say That What We Really Need Is A Car That Can Be Shot When It Breaks Down.

What Sweeter Words Can Fall On The Human Ear? It's Going To Be May All Week Long.