I've Gotten To The Point Where I

I'm Older Than I Was, And I'm Still Washed-up, And I Haven't Changed My Music One Iota. It's Just Much Easier To Do This When People Are Being Nice To You.

I Divorce Myself From Listeners Who Aren't Tolerant Of Humor. I Did Notice Universally That, Especially When It Comes To Weight, People Look In The Mirror And Get The Angle Just Right, Tell Themselves It's All Right, And Then They Go Out.

The Clock Never Stops, Never Stops, Never Waits. We're Growing Old. It's Getting Late.

Now That I Have Found Someone, I'm Feeling More Alone... Than I Ever Have Before.

If You're Afraid They Might Discover Your Redneck Past, There Are A Hundred Ways To Cover Your Redneck Past.