I've Got Volumes On How Not To

For Now, I'm Just Going To Hang Out With These Two Smoking Hotties And Fly Privately Around The World. It Might Be Lonely Up Here, But I Sure Like The View.

Athletes Become Our Heroes, Because They're Superhuman. They Do Things Nobody Else Can Do. They're Better Than 6 Billion Other People.

Just Tell The Truth And You're Home Free. If There Are Amends To Be Made, You Make Them. You Own It And Move On.

I'm On A Quest To Claim Absolute Victory On Every Front.

I Knew If I Got Loaded I Was Going Away For A While. People Would Say, Oh, You're Just Sober Because You're On Probation.