I've Got Some Of My Best Yarns

Life Is Made Up Of Sobs, Sniffles, And Smiles, With Sniffles Predominating.

Turn Up The Lights. I Don't Want To Go Home In The Dark.

We Can't Buy One Minute Of Time With Cash; If We Could, Rich People Would Live Longer.

Not Very Long Ago Some One Invented The Assertion That There Were Only "four Hundred" People In New York City Who Were Really Worth Noticing. But A Wiser Man Has Arisen - The Census Taker - And His Larger Estimate Of Human Interest Has Been Preferred In Marking Out The Field Of These Little Stories Of The "four Million.

Inject A Few Raisins Of Conversation Into The Tasteless Dough Of Existence.