I've Got Kids And That's Important. It's

Something Wild Can Happen To Anybody And I Caution Anybody That Walks Out On The Street, Just Settle Your Accounts Before You Leave The House Every Day.

You Can Handle Just About Anything That Comes At You Out On The Road With A Believable Grin, Common Sense And Whiskey.

People Only Talk About What A Joyous Experience It Is, But There Is Terror: Your Life, As You Know It, Is Over. It's Over The Day That Child Is Born. It's Over, And Something Completely New Starts.

I Don't Know What My Fans Are Going To Think. It's Definitely Not What They're Used To From Me.

I Went To Second City, Where You Learned To Make The Other Actor Look Good So You Looked Good And National Lampoon, Where You Had To Create Everything Out Of Nothing, And Snl, Where You Couldn't Make Any Mistakes, And You Learned What Collaboration Was.